{"type":"general","setup":"What did the ocean say to the beach?","punchline":"Thanks for all the sediment.","id":178}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?","punchline":"Lack of concentration.","id":336}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't React developers like nature?","punchline":"They prefer the virtual DOM.","id":411}
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