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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
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Robert Eli Bremer is an American modern pentathlete and politician who competed for the United States at the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, China. He finished 22nd overall in the modern pentathlon event. After retiring as an athlete, he has since begun a career in politics. A faction of the Colorado Republican Party attempted to replace Dave Williams as party chair in August 2024, but the litigation seeking to do so was dismissed.
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